"Baby People" and Waiting

This post I'll be talking about "Baby People" and waiting till the time is right.

I realize that I'm defiantly a "Dog Person". When people come over to my house, I seem to obsess over my dog. I constantly talk about her and say how cute she is and talk about all the cute things she does. This leads me to believe I'm going to be one of those "Baby People". You know the ones. There seems to be no other topic for discussion than their child? I know, I know, I sound horrible. Of COURSE they love their child, why SHOULDN'T they talk about them?? Well, for people without children, conversations about explosive diarrhea and every facial twitch your baby has can be kind of... gross? Boring? I'm worried I'm going to be one of these people who seem to forget all other topics of conversation once I have a child. My mom says she made a conscious effort to not talk about me as a child constantly. I wonder if that's all it takes? Making up your mind not to talk about your child all the time? Or maybe you just get friends who have kids and they don't mind...


Now on to talk about The Wait. The Ginger and I said before we got married that we would wait at least a year after getting married to try for a baby. We just celebrated a year a few weeks ago but during that time, we've also realized how much we enjoy just being together. I love him so much and the time we have together is so wonderful, I don't really want to end it so soon by having a baby. Of course having a baby will be a wonderful amazing experience. It will also be a lot of work. And it will never be just the two of us again. I want to maximize the time we have together before adding another little person to our family. It is a hard wait. My parents are getting older, my dog is getting older (Both of whom I want to be around a good long time when a have a baby). I'm really impatient to have a bebe, but at the same time I want to wait.

In the meantime, I'm just going to stockpile a ton of baby clothes.

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Widdle swhirts!!

Gentle readers, I know it has been months since last I posted.  You would expect that during this hiatus I was no longer able to contain my obsession and secretly threw away my birth control pills in order to facilitate the bringing about of a baby. Alas. This is not the reason. I have started work at a daycare as a preschool teacher ans am therefore SMOTHERED by children daily. I also realized I adore my husband (I guess at some previous time I must have already noticed this as we are, in fact, married) and I just wanna hang out with him and have a good time. And my dog would be crazy jealous.
All this SHOULD be leading up to me telling you I'm closing this blog as my baby obsession is over! Well... A few days ago one of the teachers I work with handed me a baby she was carrying around (it's a daycare; these things happen) and I went sort of gooey. I thought that was the end of it until The Ginger and I went to Target.
We saw this onesie. For those of you who don't know me at all, (hello creepy stalkers?) I'm a photographer. Mostly film. Loved this onesie and this conversation ensued:
Me: OMG WE HAVE TO GET THIS WHAT IF BY THE TIME WE HAVE A BABY THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE THINGS WITH FILM CAMERAS ON THEM ANYMORE GAHHHH SO CUTEEEEE
The Ginger: *looks over at me with a bored look as he had put it in the cart the moment I picked it up*

In conclusion, let the baby clothes stockpile begin!

**EDIT: I just realized I haven't referred to my husband as 'The Ginger' previous to this post. So... yeah, that's my husband**

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Poop Tables

Gentle readers, I am incapable of containing myself regarding this blog. Ever since posting , I have been thinking about changing tables.
So, as promised, changing tables! When I was younger and didn't really understand wtf was up with babies, I thought changing tables were so stupid. Why would you have a special table DEDICATED to wiping your baby's ass? I realize now that you need one because why on earth would you risk getting shit on your dining room table or your couch or even your floor. you need a dedicated shit table. I realize that with a baby, shit/piss/vomit is probably going to get on these other things anyway, but still.

Gulliver Changing Table, IKEA, $60

For our changing table options, I again find myself favoring the IKEA things. I'm going to be honest, probably 89% of the links/pictures on here are going to be to IKEA. I love their children's stuff and it's amazingly cheap. I actually tried looking a few other places to see if I liked something else that I could link so I didn't seem like such an IKEA freak. A changing table from Babies R Us is about $130. Anddddddd. No. The IKEA changing tables are nice and simple and (have I emphasized this enough yet?) cheap. There are several different kinds but the one on the left is $60 and matches the white crib I linked earlier. There is also a $70 one that matches (almost) the birch crib as well. I kind of like the birch ones more, but the white ones do match the bookshelf... It would be TOO much white though if every thing were white in this room. Yuck. I like a lot of color! Changing tables aren't that exciting overall. It's pretty much just choose a cheap one that has shelves for all your poop-catchers (aka diapers).

Solutions by Kids R Us, Toys R Us, $150

 This one to the right is pretty nice as well. It has a little drawer and shelves! And knobs on the drawer to maybe hang stuff off of? The birch adds a nice natural feel to it. It's definitely on the more expensive side at $150. These are all without the stupid little mat things you have to put in them, which aren't all that expensive (around $10), but still why doesn't the mat come with it? Dumb. Like I'm really going to put Baby down on that cold hard surface so that he/she/ze cries even more because, let's face it, diaper changing is already usually traumatic. 
Today I've been applying for a lot of day care/preschool teacher jobs and I feel like I should be able to use this blog as a reference. "See? I'm not making it up. I really love kids. Like TOO much. But not in a creepy way."
I spotted some AWESOME storage furniture (that will never in a million years fit into this tiny apartment) at IKEA so I think that will be the next topic for discussion. Where to Store the Toys.

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Outlet

Dear readers,
 I am hoping that this blog will help me with my baby obsession. Perhaps if I use this to channel some of my baby-envy, it will help me to put off having a baby until 1. I can afford it and 2. My husband goes back to school. Also maybe it will help me to not walk down the baby aisles at Target sighing loudly. Basically I'll talk baby stuff here. What I'm excited for, what I'm nervous about, etc. I'll also share pictures/links of stuff I super want for Baby. To clarify... not pregnant... this is hopefully all to help me put off pregnancy for... let's be optimistic and say at least a year.

Sniglar Crib, IKEA, $70

So, let's talk cribs. I was pretty sad to learn that drop-down cribs, cribs where one side can be lowered, aren't being made anymore. Apparently there are some safety issues with them. Whatever. I had one. I want one. But I also don't want my baby to die. SO. I guess it's a all-solid-sided crib for me! I looked at some Pottery Barn cribs recently and wowza. Nice, but... $400? C'mon, I'm not going to love the kid THAT much. Besides which, Baby is gonna grow so fast that crib is going to be useless in a few short years. So while at IKEA a few weekends ago, I checked out their crib section. I wasn't blown away by anything really but knowing I'm going to be a young, low-budget mom, I sure did like the price tag. The picture to the left is a Sniglar (wtf kind of name is that?) crib for just $70. It's a fairly basic crib. Very simple with not a lot of fru-fru. The mattress is adjustable and it's also a rather low crib, so even though it's not a drop side (sigh), you still don't necessarily have to bend wayyyy over to put your baby into bed. Because I'm so short, really high cribs with really low mattresses are hell for me trying to put a baby in. I always wake up the baby because I'm struggling so much to read the bottom of the crib. (Speaking like I've done it a million times. It was my fake nephew. Once.)

Hensvik Crib, IKEA, $100

 For not very much more is the Hensvik crib (also from IKEA) which is a little fancier. It also totally matches the bookcase that we have in the would-be nursery. I believe it also has the adjustable mattress height, which is nice and also allows you to put the height of the mattress back down once Baby is standing/capable of climbing out.
It's a little step up while still on the cheaper side of things. I mean, come on Pottery Barn. Get your shit together. Who even shops at you.
I haven't read any reviews of the IKEA cribs yet (shocking, right?) but honesty people can get kind of crazy about their baby's comfort and this cribs are probably just fine. Your baby does not need a Pottery Barn crib. I slept in a laundry basket for my first few months, and then slept in my DROP DOWN CRIB in the *dining room* for the next year. And I was a baby. So I really didn't give a shit. I didn't need anything special. My point is, while at first I was put off by these cribs because they weren't the MOST beautiful things EVER, one of them will probably be what we get.

And now, gentle readers, I invite you into my home to see where said nursery would be! (Well it's only part of the room because my in-laws are here and have taken it over.) But here is one corner of the room that would be the nursery! Right now my computer desk is in the corner by the windows but that's where I would want the crib to go! (And I don't want shit about how it's colder by the window. It's the only option.) You can also see the bookshelf I mentioned before. That would be moved somewhere else, but still in the room probably. Sometimes I weird my husband out by standing up in front of my computer and sighing heavily. If he makes the mistake of asking me what's wrong, I tell him all about where I think the crib should go, worry about how else to arrange the room, etc. While he wants a baby pretty badly as well (obviously no where near as much as I do), he can get kind of overwhelmed/doesn't understand all the baby talk. He often makes a face like O_O  He's also the meanie who reminds me to take my birth control all the time. Jerk.
While I would really like to keep writing this post and link more pictures of changing tables, storage containers, curtains, and MORE, I should probably limit myself. So, next time the topic will be changing tables; where you have to pay someone money to get a table to wipe your baby's ass on.

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